dukey swirl
a narwhal with a large jewish nose, that wags its tongue side to side in search of sand to sleep on. marks its territory by spouting “eye-gunk” from its eyeball. fights back predators or attacks prey with vinegar feet. also likes to attack jojos (only one in existence).
“eww, ryan, your feet smell like a dukey swirl !!!! 🙁 ”
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