Dumb as paint
a.) it is when someone is so dumb that they serve as much of a purpose in life as paint does. b.) also it means to score the same on an iq test as a jar of paint and since a jar of paint can’t take the test neither can you.
my speech communications teacher is as dumb as paint .
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