Dumbass shit fuck
someone who can’t figure out the simplest of tasks.
one who has failed utterly at life and should leave.
guy 1: hey come on over here man.
guy 2: ok! i’m just going to cross this street.
-gets h-t by car-
guy 1: oh man what a dumb-ss sh-t f-ck!
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