Dumbfuckalitis


dumbf-ckalitis is a severe disease commonly affecting millions of people in their workplaces across the world. the disease causes them to become dumbf-cks (see definition). a bad case of dumbf-ckalitis also causes laziness in said dumbf-ck.

it is also known for dumbf-ckalitis to affect people outside of the workplace.

seems to be very prevalent in great britain.
boss, “my hr manager hired a dumbf-ck who has now spread dumbf-ckalitis in my company and now i have to lay them all off. ffs!”
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