dumbotron
a person who is foolish and brings rejection and embarr-ssment upon themselves in full view of their social group or the general public. this phrase was first coined by a nerd in australia, and is a conjunctive of dumb and jumbotron.
“i am such a dumbotron, i got feelings for someone who doesn’t want commitment from me.”
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