dump dial
calling your buddy from the can to brag about the fecal masterpiece you just created. also, why camera phones were invented
-ring- -ring- – “h-llo?”, “h-llo?”
–“dude what’s that echo, are you dump dialing me?”
“ohhh yeah, i just shat out a mag-lite and i need a ride to the hospital”
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when one person is on the toilet for a at least 8 minutes, taking a cr-p, calls another on their phone from the toilet.
unlike when someone b-tt-dials you or drunk-dials you, dump dials mostly occur sober, and on purpose.
“hey bro, sorry to dump dial you, but i had to call you from the can…i’m getting a blumpkin!!!!”
the act of calling your friends while taking a dump. usually happens after large meals of the mexican genre. the dump dialer usually forgets the phone call and or regrets the phone call in the morning.
oh man i really gotta stop dump dialing when i’m eating.
dude you dump dialed me last night?
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