Dump ‘n Ditch


the act of taking a cr-p and then leaving the bathroom, failing to flush the toilet.
girl: i hate public restrooms, because some people enjoy leaving little presents for the next person who has to use that stall.

guy:you’ve obviously never been in a situation then, where you have to just “dump ‘n ditch.”

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