dump on the brain


(n) the term used to explain the phenomenon that occurs when one has an intense need to take a m-ssive dump. all cognitive processing is rendered hopeless. often, even the simplest of questions seem like logarithms. ones only thoughts consist of preventing the mud b-tt blast. images of sharting in ones underpants haunt the afflicted.

in addition to cognitive processing, motor skills are also affected, mainly in the extremities. the focus, rather, is shifted to sphincter control. common symptoms include, but are not limited to, pigeon walking, b-ttcheek clenching, hand on the -n-s, short choppy steps that appear similar to watching a midget run, all of which culminate in the jogging in place once you reach the toilet, scrambling to -ssume the position. facial expressions such as the blue eagle are quite common and often one becomes fishbelly white in the face.
jon was asked a simple question such as “what are some of your hobbies?” since he had dump on the brain, his answer was less than sufficient and he was not hired at wendy’s.

sean was on a conference call when he was immediately stricken with dump on the brain. whats worse, he forgot to hit the mute b-tton as his -sshole exploded into the toilet.

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