Dumphump
a dumphump occurs when you bang a chick while you’re taking a dump. sh-tting, wiping your -ss, and then banging while sitting on the toilet is not considered a dumphump. you have to be in the process of sh-tting while banging for it to be considered a true dumphump. if you can time it out so that you blow a load as a huge t-rd is coming out, that feels great. a dumphump does not have to be performed on/over the toilet. you could f-ck your girlfriend from behind and sh-t on your bedroom floor while doing it, and that would be considered a dumphump also. basically, if you’re sh-tting anywhere, while banging a chick, that is a dumphump. it’s a little known fact that 32% of women have more intense -rg-sms when they are breathing in the smell of sh-t. if you haven’t tried the dumphump yet, try it soon.
todd: “did you nail rebecca yet you dirtbag?”
ron: “i did more than bang her little guy, i dumphumped her at that frat party.”
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