Dumping yourself
a situation arising from a relationship which is encourtering difficulty, where the one responsible for causing the turmoil does not end the relationship. rather, the one in love and wanting the relationship to continue, ends the relationship as there is clearly no possibility for reconcilliation.
i think that dumping yourself is the only way that will prevent any further heartache, despite how much you love him.
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