dumpiversary


a year later after you stopped seeing someone, you think everyone is getting on with their lives and then the crazy person you let go starts making trouble for you because it was this time last year they suddenly found out the world didn’t revolve around them.
it must be my dumpiversary because my ex has gone through his phonebook telling tales outta school to people.

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