Dumpster Life


the future lifestyle -ssumed of an individual who is heavily tattooed. often includes thugs, criminals, sc-mmy teenagers, prost-tutes and various other groups of unsavory people. such people are headed for a dark and gloomy future involving crime, drug addiction and murder.
friend 1: did you hear, john got a new tattoo of barbed wire around his wrist?
friend 2: oh man, john is headed for the dumpster life.

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