Dumpy McHatFuck


a man who is having s-xual intercourse with an alpaca whilst wearing a humorous hat.

could be used in different tones depending on the contexts in which it’s used.

dumpy mchatf-ck? (a question to whom it may concern)

dumpy mchatf-ck (randomly shouting this in a large crowd)
dumpy mchatf-ck (could be used to describe a sandwich at mcdonalds)
“sh-t, that dude just had s-x with that duck whilst wearing a silly hat”
“no he didn’t dude he just dumpymchatf-cked!”

“can i have a dumpymchatf-ck please”
“a what”
“a dumpy mchatf-ck?”
“please leave”

“dumpy mchatf-ck?”
“i’m sorry what?”
“give me a dumpy mchatf-ck or i will eat your face”

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