dumtard
a combination of “dumb” and “r-t-rd”. very similar to “tard” and “f—tard” commonly in use today. the beauty of this term, however, is that it avoids slandering those who are truly mentally r-t-rded and doesn’t come across as being overly vulgar and offensive. best used when someone has shown a momentary lack of intelligence and reasoning in offending you in some way.
bob: “that guy just cut me off and he’s driving slower than me! man, some people!”
larry: “what a f—tard!”
bob: “well, maybe so if he did it on purpose. for now, i just think the guy’s a dumtard.”
larry: “suit yourself.”
a person who acts dumb and r-t-rded even though they may not be….stumbling adolescent male…..growing person not used to body growth, person asking question that is already answered, drunk person.
that boy is such a dumtard, he fell over a pebble.
that person is such a dumtard, she asked if the plastic bags at kroger were free.
i woke up and forgot where i was….(dumtard)
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