“dunce cap redemption” is the art of still managing to hook up with someone despite an obvious injury on your face, mostly likely occurring after a night of drinking. for example, a black eye from falling, or your best friend punching you. or a head injury from getting scr-ped by a wall or tree branch. it requires great courage to express interest in a girl knowing she’s looking at the stupid–ss self inflicted marks on your face, and winning her over in spite of looking like a dumb -sshole is a significant event. it doesn’t wash away your recent stupidity, but it sure does increase your confidence.
bro #1: “bro, is justin really going home with her despite that gnarly wound on his face?”
bro #2: ” dunce cap redemption at its finest”.
bro #3: he’s still a dumb-ss though”
raw meat on a stick ‘k, c and a were talking about slinkloggins at half 1am’
- hoegender gang
hoegender gang is a bad -ss gang with a lot of hoes bih this hoegender gang
- lets mob
just another way to say “let’s go” “there’s a party at joey’s” “let’s mob”
- cartoon f*ckup
a completely unbelievable f-ckup. something previously only seen or possible in animated fiction. the trump whitehouse is a cartoon f-ckup.
1. a year 7 kid who does all b-ttons up on his blazer 2. another word used indecently for dumb-ss 1. year 7 kid: h-llo other kid: why are all your b-ttons done up on your blazer year 7 kid: idk other kid: nammal 2.jonny: ‘runs into a wall’ bob: jonny m8, you’re a bl–dy […]