Dune Crotch


when you spend a good deal of time in the sand, whether it be at the beach or other sandy areas, and you come to realize that you have sand caked up in your lower groin. it creates a noticable discomfort known as “dune crotch.”
“i should’ve taken a shower, i’ve got such bad dune crotch..”

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