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a term, created for the dungeons & dragons game, that describes the player who fulfills two important functions during a roleplaying game: referee and storyteller.

as the rules for dungeons & dragons are vast and complex, it’s the job of the dungeon master to facilitate gameplay and to determine the outcome of contested events by deciding how to interpret a given rule or dice roll.

it’s also the job of a dungeon master to provide the setting for the players’ fictional characters, create goals for the characters to accomplish, and to fill any supporting roles needed for the adventure (kings, princes, dragons, innkeepers, barmaids, villains, etc.).

the ultimate goal of a dungeon master is provide a fun and satisfying challenge for the players to overcome, through acting, exploration, puzzle-solving, and scenario-based decision-making.
girl “i’m shooting! bang! bang! i got you!”

boy “no you didn’t! what’s the dm say?”

dungeon master “the first shot went wide, but the second shot grazed your shoulder, causing a stinging wound.”

boy “i’m returning fire! bang! bang!”

dungeon master “with your wounded shoulder, you’re having a difficult time focusing on your target, and each round fired causes pain to shoot through your arm. both shots miss.”

girl “i’m taking cover behind this barrel and shooting again! bang! bang!”

dungeon master “the barrel provides excellent cover, and your aim is true. both shots strike the leg. he’s not going to be able to move particularly fast.”

girl “yay!”

boy “darn! wait! i notice that the barrel she’s hiding behind says ‘flammable!’ ”

girl “flammable? what’s that mean?”

dungeon master “indeed, the barrel is labeled as flammable. what do you do?”

boy “i use the last of my energy to shoot the barrel she’s hiding behind!”

dungeon master “oh, my. are you sure?”

boy “yes! bang! bang!”

dungeon master “well, then…”
also known as the dm, the dungeon master is the one man/woman who comands the entire universe of a dungeons and dragons campain. they set out all the interactions and what-not that that the players experiance. all npcs and monsters and even the gods of the world, are all under the comand of the mighty dm. the only thing not under the control, and incidentaly what mainly makes d&d what it is, are the dice. lady luck plays her hand on every roll of those hallowed shapes, though there is still rule 0, which alows for the dm to change any rule held in the books at any time. though n-body plays with people who are like that, they always get shunned back into their closets if they atempt to “play god” and make the player’s lives a living h-ll. after all, the whole point of the dm is to make the players have fun and get togeather, rather than sit at home and play on the computer all day.
i saw a realy good episode of “dexter’s lab” where dexter was a horrable, death-dealing dungeon master, but deedee came and saved the day with her feespirit gameplay.
a term used in bdsm for a singular male or female who rules over a group of at least three other individuals at the same time. the persons role is similar to that of a dominatrix but with multiple subjects or “dungeonee’s”
“hey man, you wanna hang out tonight?”
“no way, if i skip out on my dungeon master again she’ll pour wax into my -ss.”
“eew….”

“did you catch the game last night?”
“nah bro-man, i was to busy being a dungeon master”
the sweetest game in history!
matthew: did you play dungeon masters yesterday?
micheal: yeah! omg i moved up a level and now i am on level 89!!
matthew: me too! i totally screwed over those lion prancers using my spell of argon.
micheal: that is too cool for argon words.
while eating a girl out and simultaneously jacking off, you chomp down on her vag, come on her face and yell “i am the dungeon master” then run out the room.
“yo bro, did you finally f-ck that girl or just dungeon master all over her face?”

“dude, i f-cked my ex last night.”
“realy?”
“yeah, the weird thing was it was after i dungeon mastered her.”
“i know brah… i was there”
when you make the sounds of a dragon then light your virgin partner on fire and extinguish it with your sperm. breathing smoke into your partner’s -ss is encouraged..see pink sock

singed hair from the abraham lincoln can be saved for extra effects
while dungeon mastering my friend’s girlfriend, things got outta hand and next thing i knew, my apartment was burned to the ground..and i was still naked
computer\console game serries from 1985, ported to over 10 systems a basic pseudo 3d game(like cl-ssic wolfenstine 3d or doom) but in a d&d setting.
also t-tle used in 3 of the 5 games relased comerically for the serries.
dungeon master for the atari st, amiga computer, dos. last comerical game in serries: dungeon master nexus a j-panese only true 3d game for sega saturn.
lives on today in projects like return to chaos(rtc) and chaos strikes back for windows(csb4win).

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