to slam dunk your nuts into the target “donut” hole.
dude 1: hey, last night i was dunkin nuts with your mom
dude 2: noooo!!!
- treeby chain gun
the treeby chain gun was an old revolving weapon from the 1800’s which was a mix of a bolt-action, a revolver and a belt-fed. dude: what the f*ck is that? me: a treeby chain gun!
you’re a f*cking loner who can’t get a date. get friends loser! guy 1: i can’t get girls i think i’ll go gay girl 1: you’re lonerexual. and a pr*ck.
- porker poacher
a porker poacher is one who cheats with the obese mate of another. juan was a porker poacher who had affairs with the chubby neighbors.
- the joy of six
a term that hints how excited recreational math teachers feel about the s*xy properties of the number six—for example, 6 = 1 + 2 + 3 = 1 × 2 × 3; all snowflakes and honeycombs are six-sided. the number 6 is a “perfect number” because all its factors less than itself—1, 2, and 3—sum […]