Durant
one bad -ss motherf-cker… plain and simple
usually has one undercover friend that sings alot.
lisa: that guy is such a durant.
amy: i know right; and there’s his undercover friend.
lisa: omg your so right.
amy: lol your so mean.
a ‘durant’ is a person who isn’t very attractive. they will usually have s-x with anything. a durant always has his/her bottom jaw
hanging open with a blank expression on his/her face.
i think i got an std from sitting too close to that durant in math cl-ss.
durant is a small town nestled in the countryside of iowa. the school has very little athletic talent, but they’ll be d-mned if they don’t have school spirit. alcohol is the choice entertainment for the weekend, and most every student has tried marijuana at least once. common fashion consists of sweat pants and old t-shirts, with dyed hair and piercings a plenty. those who were something else are generally in the sk-nkiform, meaning a denim mini-skirt, low-cut tank tops under a lower-cut shirt, and scrunched hair. the occasional hick pops up from time-to-time who think they know everything about horses, farms, and ‘the hard life.’ really, though, people tend to hate the ‘hicks’. they’re annoying. and self-centered. and generally on the r-t-rded side. s-x and pregnancy isn’t rare. dads roam the halls, and people openly discuss who blew who. also, rumors of std’s spread like wildfire. who cares if the person is standing right there? someone will say they have herpes in a totally serious manner, even if they don’t. all in all, durant is filled with a bunch of drama-causing b-tches. those who avoid the drama are most likely going to kill themselves by the age of 40 out of sheer depression by all the bad memories. emo life, here we come!
where the h-ll is durant?
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