durex


one of the world’s leading condom brands.
quote: mike the cool person from the young ones: “a hundred and seventy five pounds worth of durex please.”
durex: because you dont know where she’s been.
dude, do you know where she’s been? better be packing some durex.
a durex is a type of condom commonly used on horses as to not have the world overpoplulated with little half horse humans(cenitours).if you prefer you could also use a trojan.
p-ss me a durex i need to do the horse.

or hey were p-ssing a farm pull out the durex’s

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