Durfed
1) when your having s-x and you fart, and a little piece of sh-t slides down your leg and on to ur partner.
2) when you miss shots on goal when playing soccer.
examples:
1) did u hear austin durfed last night on top of jen.
2) ha,ha, austin durfed it again he never makes it.
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