Durfing
the act, most commenly used by mormon girls, of dry humping through clothes. often accompanied by blue b-lls on the part of the guy and a guilty concience in the part of the girl.
we were durfing so hard on her counter i thought my d-ck might break.
the act of being very hungover. you wake up and know that you need water but you feel that if you drink any you will get the hot spits. durfing often leads to becoming hungry towards the end of the durf day. when you order food, you cant actually eat it because you will vomit. if you get very drunk the night before the durf, it is not terribly uncommon to have a 2 day durf.
omg dude i am durfing so hard today… i should not have had that second half gallon last night. how is your durf?
simply put: surfing in a ditch. usually (unless you live somewhere extremely steep) involves a tow-vehicle. and bailing and getting muddy. often preceded by the ingestion of copious quant-ties of alcohol by the towee (not the tower of course)
the rippy started the day by durfing in the neighbour’s ditch.
the ability to surf the internet during work hours without getting fired. (during + surfing = durfing)
ludek’s great ability at durfing made him look like he was busy.
v. the act of combining the activity of taking a dump and surfing the internet simutaneously, most commonly by using a wireless connection.
dude i poped a huge bloodwood while durfing the nizzet
the act of masturbating while in a headstand position against a wall. the art is in the ability to gracefully avoid s-m-n at time of -j-c-l-t–n. common sport in oregon.
austin little is an olympic-level compet-tor in durfing.
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