Dursley
a lame birthday or christmas gift. or hanukah, kwanzaa, yule, etc.
i opened the festive package christmas morning to discover another dursley — a pair of socks.
a person who always opens your post, although it is clearly addressed to you, and you want to open it yourself. this can be boiled down to a paranoia that you will soon receive a summons to hogwarts.
my brother opened my amazon package, he’s such a bl–dy dursley.
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