Durtle
a cross between a duck and a turtle commonly found on the video games mario 1 and 3.
durtles are the source of all evil
a dead turtle
peson 1: yo look at that!
person 2: what is it?
peson 1: its a dead turtle.
person 2: a turtle? dont you mean a durtle?
peson 1: yeah!!
1. someone who f-cks as slow as a turtle
2. a dirty turtle
“g-d man. your mother is a durtle!”
a fat, lazy -sswipe. who never showers or brushes his teeth. completely a-s-xual.
a pizza-faced virgin.
you can ring grease out of his hair.
animal abuser.
lying, two faced, sociopath.
never goes to the dentist, and definately needs dentures and a toothbrush.
oblivious to alcohol theives.
ew, did you see his teeth…f-cking durtle!
why does your house smell like a dumpster, must of been a durtle!
a turtle which says “dur.” created by drew of left-handed toons (by right-handed people) in his bad comic challenge.
james: did you see drew’s bad comic challenge?
greg: yeah, that durtle was the most adorable thing ever.
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