dury
people who born as a swiss and learning chinese for an unknown reason after studied german, english, spanish and french. might have an evil intention such as conquer the entire planet since he could use multiple languages.
usually considered that his chinese had reached to “hao-shuang” level. however, might be already freak out by the coming chinese test on monday.
the reason he go to the lib is faster internet access.
he will go urban dictionary to look up his name.
a: dude, what are you doing? aren’t you supposed to study chinese now?
b: yea… but i need to soulseek before i start it. besides, my chinese hao-shuang, i not worry at all!
a: gosh… you are so dury…
b: um… well, i am dury.
a: good luck!
an ancient eastern god of s-x, fong-sui dury, according to ancient lores, has a 13 inch p-n-s and can have s-xual intercourse for five years before getting tired. recently discovered scrolls show that that almost all of his wives died through multiple -rg-sms overheating their brains.
susan : that guy looks like a dury
ursula : he is, he lasted all night
susan : you did a dury?!
ursula : yeah but now my head hurts
array of colored sparkles in a solid reflective color, has depth. reflective rainbow flecks scattered amongst or over one main color, creating a color changing effect, a 3d effect, as if it goes on for ever.
my car has a custom dury gray paint job, yet it looks almost purple under certain lights.
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