Dushore
a small town in upstate pennsylvania. literally very small. this town has one trafic light in the entire place! people are lonely due to the fact that their closest neighbor lives over a mile away. most people in dush-r- work the fams and are missing teeth. people in dush-r- enjoy hunting, watching the clouds roll by, watching the gr-ss grow, drinking a beer or five, and doing nothing. closest source of human contact is at the nearest target or grocery store over an hour away. you will know when you reach dush-r- due to the distinct smell of cow cr-p.
where do you live?
dush-r-.
wheres that?
upstate.
what’s it near?
nothing.
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