Dusky Woodpecker
the act of attaching a strap-on d-ld- around your head and using it to repeatedly penetrate your partner’s -n-s.
“have you seen debbie’s neck muscles? they’re like ropes!”
“i’m not surprised – they say her boyfriend likes to leave the door ajar for the dusky woodp-ck-r.”
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