dusseldorf

noun. equivalent to a cleveland steamer but with a continental flair. a s-xual act in which one partner defecates on the other partner’s chest. named for the german city. it can also be used as an equivalent to the word sh-t; as a verb or noun.
i heard britney and kevin broke up because she dropped a fat dusseldorf on him one time.
a word used to describe the epitome of awesomeness, sometimes confused with a “cleveland steamer”

this word is best used when you complete a task you had set out to do, describing that task, or the way you completed that task, as “dusseldorf.”
however, this word can be used in place for any simple word.
as an adjective: “michael jordan’s shot was dusseldorf.”
as a noun: “johnny got a dusseldorf on his test, and aced the cl-ss.”
as a verb: “yo tony, dusseldorf me that pencil.”
as an adverb: “i dusseldorfingly hit a hole-in-one”
verb – a s-xual act preformed with a midget and involving cake

noun – a town in germany.
ex. me and my midget boyfriend dusseldorfed so hard last night, it got everywhere.

ex. where does johanna live? oh she lives in dusseldorf.
a city place in germany or someone with a scrunched up face.
“that guy looks like a dusseldorf h-m-.”