dustin gourley
biggest lazy -ss in world. talks sh-t, but will cry if you even think about contradicting him. doesnt bathe, or wipe his -ss. doesnt understand the concept of deoderant. will live life single and living with mommy and daddy. too stupid to even cook toast. picks his nose and eats the boogers. dustin has no manners and is too bleeped up for social life. lives on computers. will become child molester. call if you ever need anything bleeped up in one touch. will drive you to suicide in three days flat. fatty. will eat your children.
dude, f-ck godzilla, its dustin gourley!!!!!!!!!!
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