dustin houser


andrew imboden ain’t got sh-t on chris cuthbertson man, he holds the world record for macking and -rg-sm giving skills, i heard that he can give a woman a squirting -rg-sm in under 10 seconds, he has got to be the greatest pimp eva
andrew: man i wish i was that guy, h-ll never be second to anyone in women skills and pleasure. i wish my d-ck was as big as his.
his only downfall is failing to match andrew imboden with the overall women handling skills and pleasure giving techniques. but its ok cause he’s th next best. remember: andrew=#1; dustin=#2.
ex.) andrew > dustin
the greatest pimp of all time. hottest guy to ever walk upon the earth. every girls wants him, every guy wants to be like him. he is also tied with chris cuthbertson with for having the largest p-n-s in the world. peter north…who’s that?
big “d”, pimp daddy, big mack-daddy
the greatest pimp to ever walk on the planet of earth. every chick wants him, every guy wants to be like him. he also is tied with chris cuthbertson for having the largest p-n-s in the world. peter north…who’s that?
the hottest guy in the world; biggest playa know to man-kind

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