dustpan

guy that gets with ugly girls.

for every flower there comes the dirt…
the dustpan man is essential for cleaning up the ugly and keeping the party going. so that we as males can continue pollinating the world.

“taking one for the team” but really just likes to get it in
“i’m so glad you brought you roommate over, this one squish faced chick kept trying to c-ck block me. then the dustpan came and scooped her up, leaving me to pollinate with that s-xy sl-t all night.”

“yea, he’s the best. we’re still giving him sh-t though.”

“oh, g-d yea! i could of stuck her face into a gum ball machine it was so flat.”
a tall, blone hair, blue eyed male of dutch heritage.

somtimes used in an insulting way from people of non-dutch heritage.

a cheap(negative) or thrifty(positive) person.
man that guy will never pay the full price for anything he is such a dust pan!
noun. the host of a party who can’t stop cleaning up after his guests for one single moment to just chillax. like a dustpan following just behind a broom to collect the dust. also: “dustpanning”; “to follow like a dustpan”; “to follow with a dustpan”
ned: i thought the party was cool, but every time i started eating the nachos, ben kept following me like a dustpan.
steve: straight up. ben’s usually chill, but last night he was a total dustpan.
a raging insult used when an individual has made an idiot of themselves or been “owned”. spoken with the motion of the left hand covering the mouth in a fist and the right hand flat with the palm in the air doing a motion simulating that of an actual dustpan. see the following dialogue:
jill: “i just don’t have my best stuff tonight”
jack: “neither did your mother last night!”
everybody else around:”dustpaaaaan”