a guy who is professionally unemployed, brags about how much he has (cars, money, property, etc) but cannot produce the proof of his “so called” possessions. he usually has an unsuspecting, naive, gullible girlfriend, partner or friend who has totally brought into his lies. because this person has no job, he usually sits around playing video games all day smoking weed (or vapor pipes) and has no ambition to do anything with his life other than live off of his previously mentioned unsuspecting, naive, gullible girlfriend, partner or friends. he usually seeks to be the center of attention wherever he goes and lies so much that he seriously believes his own lies.
me: when is that dusty dude going to get off your couch and get a job?
unsuspecting, naive, gullible girlfriend: he has a job, but he told me that his boss gave him the rest of the month off because of all the hard work that he was doing.
a straight white male from texas who enjoys touching other men’s genitals despite being straight. that dude tried to grab my junk like a total sozee
very rare name is known to have good s-x and a long p-n-s very unique , talented , and awesome is very loving and caring also very lovable has a bad addittude when p-ssed off but can make the whole room smile when happy very s-xy and good with the girls you are very blessed […]
where u slap someone and then run i just slaparun her u slap someone and then run omg i just slaparun her
noun: british vulgar slang a person of dull wits whom is easily influenced. (used as a general term of endearment) “guys, i just convinced rob to jam his c-ck into a toaster!” “oh, he is such a tw-thandle.”
- little pat
also known as lp. an enormous gash; a gaping and disgustingly large gash. most often paired with enlarged, swollen and hairy areolas little pat is a gash.