DUSTY MILK SHAKE


a bl-w j-b from your friends mom
dusty milk shake from your mom is better then your sister.
the act of grabbing an elderly woman’s teat and shaking it uncontrollably until rotten milk has been produced and made ready for bottling. chill and serve.
guy 1: “i went to visit my grandmother in the nursing home yesterday.”

guy 2: ” my grandma p-ssed away there last year.”

guy 1: “yeah, they were out of soda so i settled on a good ol’ dusty milk shake.”

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