dusty rainshower
during the act of s-xual intercourse between a man and a woman in the missionary position, right before reaching -rg-sm, the man will quickly pull out, spin around, park his -ss right above the face of his lover, and begin to fart repeatedly while climaxing and spraying his s-m-n up into the air so it rains down over his lover’s br–sts, stomach, and pelvis.
i took this fat nasty home from the bar last night, she said she wanted to rim me, instead i just gave her an unexpected dusty rainshower. she chuckled heartily.
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