dusty wilson


when you’ve got some chick (or dude, depending on your preference) sucking your d-ck, then you tell them to hold on because you have to pee/left the oven on/phone is ringing/whatever, then you stick your spit-slathered dong in the vacuum bag and come back and c-ckslap them as hard as you possibly can. originally named for wilford brimley, but “dusty wilson” had a better ring to it.
-dude, my girl just broke up with me after i gave her a dusty wilson.
-well what do you expect? that sh-t’s gross.

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