dutch almond


this is when any individual extracts gas from the -n-s region and proceeds to trap the victim under a blanket and/or sheet, resulting in suffocation of the victim.
“ahh ive just been dutch almonded, help”
“my husband wouldnt stop dutch almonding me last night”

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