Dutch Armada


a combination of the dutch rudder and the circle jerk, the dutch armada is performed when a quorum of men, no less than 3, form a circle and give a dutch rudder to the person on his left while receiving one from the person on his right.
this variation on the dutch rudder pushes the widely-accepted view of the dutch rudder as not gay to the edges of not gayness, because while you are not in fact touching another man’s p-n-s, due to the circular nature of the dutch armada, you are getting off while watching a man get off. therefore, those who are familiar with the armada debate whether it is, in fact, gay.

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