dutch bellows
dutch bellows: a variation on the ‘dutch oven’, except this can be done without shoving your partners head under the covers. simply 1) emit a cloud of dirty -ss gas, 2) listen to your partners breathing, 3) when she breaths out,lift your knee under the covers. this brings in some normal air which is mixed with the -ss gas. 4) when your partner is on her ‘breath in’ cycle, lower your knee causing her to suck in some ‘dutch oven’ dirty -ss gas. a typical response would be to wake up coughing, usually followed by a dig in the ribs.
pjm: i had some right dirty -ss juice after that curry last night, the whole house stank!
brew: yeah i nearly managed to give the missus a dutch oven last night! but she fell asleep.
gonzo: i got my misses a good ‘un with the dutch bellows, she woke up coughing and spluttering – it must have been the madras i had!
pjm: filthy b-gg-r!
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