Dutch Chimney
a more subtle variant of the dutch oven. the dutch chimney is the act of farting under the covers, and then lifting one’s feet to draw air in under the covers. a small p-ssage is then created near the victims face, typically by a loving gesture such as as hug, and an “i love you, baby.” the -ss gas is then forced past the victims face by dropping one’s feet. an expert pract-tioner can achieve an almost simultaneous “i love you too, baby” and “you -sshole!”
“i’ve been eating a fat burrito at lunch every day this week. it’s been awesome.”
“dude, you should totally dutch chimney your wife.”
“okay, but can i sleep on your couch?”
2 more definitions
the male lays on his back, swings his legs over his head(hooking his toes on the headboard if possible). he then tucks his p-n-s through his legs pointing towards the sky, thereby appearing as a tall chimney sticking out of a house. in this position his partner can then “ride the dutch chimney, clean the dutch chimney, or include the b-lls and -sshole for a “chimney sweep”.
last night my wife was feeling kinky so i swung my legs over my head and let her ride the ol dutch chimney
the act of farting while wearing a snuggie, and sticking an arm hole by someone else’s face.
i knew i was going to marry my girlfriend when she gave me a dutch chimney while we were watching the red wings game.
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