Dutch Chocolate


the action of p–ping in your hand and rolling the feces into a suitable shape for a chocolate. then, spraying the feces with perfume to hide the odor. the person will then wrap the feces in cellophane and leave it somewhere where a person will find it.
rob:hey bob, can you believe joe actually ate the dutch chocolate?

bob: oh my god really? eww!
it is a treatment for men who suffer of premature -j-c-l-t–n. the treatment involves a man having s-x with a dutch girl who proceeds, after a premature -j-c-l-t–n, to defecate on the mans chest. this treatement helps men who suffer of pe, to hold on to their s-m-n longer while having s-xual intercourse with a woman and/or man.
john: “hey dude i -j-c-l-t- too fast and my woman does not like it! i’ve tried everything, even extasis, and nothing works. what can i do?”

t-to: “dude, get a dutch chocolate! i know this dutch girl marieke, she knows whats up!”

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