dutch coffin
when one farts in a coffin before it is closed.
matt dutch coffined danny at his open casket so that he could take that stink with him to the grave
when a person, male or female, p-sses gas in a tanning bed and must either a) open the door to relieve the smell or b) stay inside the bed to prevent spotting. similar to dutch oven.
summer: guys, yesterday i was tanning at planet tan and i farted in the 20 minute bed. i dutch coffined myself.
jamie: wow, you disgust me.
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