Dutch Crunch


after dutch ovening someone you -ssault their face with trail spice
ark: ah f-ck it smells like sh-t
cully: well you’re about to get dutch crunched! eat trail spice b-tch!
ark: aaaaaaaahhhhh ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkk!!!!!
during the act of performing a rim job, the recipient delivers a wet fart into the face of the rimmer, besp-ckelling his/her face with colourful decorations of wet-fart seepage.
last night, todd was giving craig a rim job but craig surprised him with a dutch crunch. “nice.”
a bread found mostly in the san francisco bay area, with a hard, crunchy, upper crust that fractures into small bits during baking as the loaf rises, leaving an interesting pattern of cracks on the top of the bread. commonly used for sandwiches.
i broke a tooth on the dutch crunch at le boulangers.
while taking part in -n-l s-x one individual must first acquire p–py d-ck. once this has been accomplished the feces must be allowed to dry thoroughly on the aforementioned p-n-s. after drying has occurred, the individual whom was the recipient of the -n-l s-x then proceeds to suck the dried p–py d-ck until all of their crusted feces has been ingested, and preferably until penile -j-c-l-t–n has transpired.
“i am not the least bit surprised that josh finally pounded joe’s balloon knot, but i can’t believe that joe went for the dutch crunch.”

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