dutch eye dilemma


the act in which two lazy eyed people lock opposite dead eyes creating a catatonic state in which time travel is possible.this state can only be broken by throwing ice water on both dead eye combatants
dutch got into a “dutch eye dilemma ” with the grounds keeper at the cemetery

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