Dutch Faceplant


1. the act of p-ssing out from a standing position and landing flat on your face, usually caused by excessive drinking or drug use.

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2. when you get so high in amsterdam that you black out while walking down the street and go face first into the cobblestones.
dude, mike got so hammered last night that he pulled a dutch faceplant…he even lost a tooth.

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when i came to in the middle of the street after a dutch faceplant all my friends thought i had died.

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