Dutch Hammonds


to have a abnormally large sh-t in a toilet.

one that would break the basin and be one h-ll of a ring stinger as it comes out.
would fill the toilet with a m-ssive log and block it for days.
ah guys i went for one h-ll of a dutch hammonds the other day.

i laid a dutch hammonds the other day in a field.

i feel a dutch hammonds coming on.

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