dutch hearth
farting underneath the covers when one is alone. onset is triggered by curiosity and typically results in catastrophic consequences. -n-logue to dutch oven when said oven is used as a weapon against significant other.
walter – i dutch hearthed myself last night after eating them prunes and almost spit up.
delores – maybe you’ll stop doing it to me now after all these years.
walter – probably not.
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