waking someone up with your morning wood, often utilizing for s-x.
i woke up and he was giving me the dutch h-llo! at first i thought it was just his wooden shoes, but it was his other wood…
when your two weak and you want to impress a girl get jugernog and show your abs i need to jugernog to impress a girl
- ramadan bombathon
the time of the year when muslim extremists get high on islam even more than usual and wreck havoc across the globe “in the name of allah.” it should be importantly noted that during ramadan, muslims do not eat or drink therefore they are extra cranky and this might be a cause of this series […]
- pull a whiskey
idle in a karaoke channel in the hopes someone comes in to sing with you. meggymo: i’ll pull a whiskey and just hang there.
to describe a woman who is simply breathtakingly beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. 7 billion smiles in this world and hers is my favorite. she is my dream, my p-ssion, the love of my life. there comes a time in ones life when you meet someone and all you want to do is make them smile for […]
- myah alanna
myah alanna is a “youtuber” who, despite having made videos for a few years, claims to hate the t-tle of being a youtuber. she’s your typical rich c-nt who uses daddy’s bank account to fuel her music career. after releasing one alb-m, she takes on the t-tle of musician and proclaims that anybody who doesn’t […]