Dutch Loft


when ones sleeping quarters reside in a small sp-ce between the mattress and ceiling (namely in a situation requiring one to crawl on hands and knees to reach pillow), and in an attempt to avoid creating a dutch oven, one rips -ss outside of the sheets but effectively “dutches” their loft.

heat and stench rise, and the combination of the two results in a ripe and unforgiving gas chamber, known as a dutch loft.
“i should have just taken that sh-t before i went to bed, now im going to suffocate from this dutch loft”

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