dutch monkey


a select group of young men, typically between the ages of 15 and 25, who spend their days and nights in the endless pursuit of smoking blunt after blunt. typical characteristics include posting up in cars, shotness, lack of money and an overall sense of worthlessness. these creatures can be found the world over, but particularly in new haven, ct.
seth is such a dutch monkey, this is his eigth blunt ride today.
to fart in bed while an unsuspecting pet is sleeping underneath the covers.
hey honey! little johnny just gave the puppy a dutch monkey!

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