dutch noodle
a s-xual maneuver where your tongue is put in one’s ear, while simultaneously putting your p-n-s in their other ear. requires one to be extremely limber to pull it off successfully.
i totally unloaded in my woman’s ear last night while i was giving her the dutch noodle.
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